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random — Sun, 16 Nov 2025 19:41:03 GMT

All hail reptilinks

02.sarcasticOptimism

random — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 01:28:37 GMT

part of a series of robot animations
noise on roland handsonic hpd-20 and a boss rc-505 looper
bass is likely my ex
text phonetically keyed in some text to speech freeware
images in mspaint

Zuul vs quail eggs

random — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 01:28:16 GMT

01.wattBuzz

random — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 01:22:53 GMT

1st in of a series of robot animations
animated by flipping between pics with arrow keys and filmed w/ cellphone
noise on roland handsonic hpd-20 and a boss rc-505 looper
bass is likely my ex
text phonetically keyed in some text to speech freeware
images in mspaint

03.glissten

random — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 01:22:12 GMT

part of a series of robot animations
noise on roland handsonic hpd-20 and a boss rc-505 looper
text phonetically keyed in some text to speech freeware
images in mspaint the tale today comes to us from elsewhere
we will need to travel far, and across the vastness of the sea
to a land that was once visited, by a beatle with hair
son now that bird has flown right past me
prior to the barrage, of all the talk of swaraj, while churchill attempts to dislodge,
a pissed off mahatma ghandi
we discover some strings, stick, and a hollowed out gourd
could be made to be quite resonatey
awaken all that energy stored
and coil around this beat, like Kundalini seek out the chakra, now keep it in focus
you can do it, sahasrara!
open your mind like the lotus props given to Ravi Shankar, i shall dub him the Czar, of that long ass sitar
that thing took him far
and it is a shame his time, has come and went
he seemed to be a likable kind of gent
but come on how bizarre, can it be that his name bloody rhymes with it?!
that is something out of the stars
the Sanskrit word Ravi means, well, "Sun"
now that is an ego so concise, that is is bound to leave scars
and if this rhyme was anymore precise, it could rival the pulsars seek out the chakra, now keep it in focus
you can do it, sahasrara!
open your mind like the lotus i do not know much about Eastern Indians, they can make curries of a sort
some are really bad at acting, and some are good at tech support
but then again so am I, so while we have gone and built some rapport
twas in the news lately that they have been all up in the court
an unconsenting mark on your culture, like some kind of genital wart
now I can be rather silly, and sometimes get kind of japey
but Im thinking that you guys, should maybe try
to not to be so rapey
just keep playing that sitar to help you release the tension
and bring that shit back, to the Karmic Dimension

seek out the chakra, now keep it in focus
you can do it, sahasrara!
open your mind like the lotus

04.politicaltrops

random — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 01:21:39 GMT

part of a series of robot animations
noise on roland handsonic hpd-20 and a boss rc-505 looper
bass on hook is likely my ex
text phonetically keyed in some text to speech freeware
images in mspaint
originally posted in 2013, hits a bit different now

hello again humans
lend an ear, toast your booze
yes, yes I know
please hold all your ahs and oohs
on this type of thing i would normally tend to recuse
but you are politically poisoned
and someone bloody needs to transfuse
so turn off your television
and that foul shit you call the news
I know more than two syllables may tend to confuse
but their Machiavellian masks
will leave we the people bruised
whatever you call the game
it is still just a ruse
breaking your balls for some scratch
here take my cues
you should be sticking up for each other
we are all being abused

you kept on slinging that mud
so i sprayed you down with a hose
now you are clean, and smell great
but ouch! I sure hope that regrows
for it seems that to spite your face
you have gone and cut off
your own nose

it has all been so brazen
cant even be bothered to slink
now the bloat of corruption
has really started to stink
as you claim strength in your ignorance
it makes me see double think
your idea is unbendable
while straight ignoring its kink
crying over old documents
and steadily smearing their ink
try not to get any of that bullshit in your eye
it might just go pink
like a ginger kid's sunburn
maybe you should apply it some zinc
and hear that? that is some copper tone
now you have lots of brass
same as these knuckleheads who are taxing your ass
with a hood and a wink

you know what? fuck subtlety
i am here to proclaim
you can not keep hating each other
based on the brand letter at the end of a name
but who is really to blame?
when you treat your politics like a football game
you think either team really gives a shit about you?
as you yell at the tv
causing affects, on what they do
so if he is the worst so and so ever
then you should probably check your reference frame
but just keep sharing unverified bullshit
you are all one and the same
fanning the hatred while your country's aflame
spreading their misinformation for them
while they consume your birthright
all in your god's name